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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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