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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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