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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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