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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Charlie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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