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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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