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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Daenerys eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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