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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Weasley eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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