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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Weasley eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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