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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Akira eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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