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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Trotsky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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