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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Kirk eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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