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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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