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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Spock eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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