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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Bob eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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