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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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