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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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