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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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