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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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