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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Princess eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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