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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Piper eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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