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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ginger eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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