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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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