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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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