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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Minnie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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