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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Minnie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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