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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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