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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pepper eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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