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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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