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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pepper eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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