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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Gus eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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