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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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