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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rocky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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