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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rocky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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