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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rocky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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