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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Zeus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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