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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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