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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Murphy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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