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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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