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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dexter eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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