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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Widget eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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