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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Widget eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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