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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Widget eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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