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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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