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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Snort eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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