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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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