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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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