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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simpkins eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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