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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Jenkins eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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