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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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