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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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