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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bilbo eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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