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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Misty eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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