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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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