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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Gizmo eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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