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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Maggie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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