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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Toby eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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