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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Toby eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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