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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Buddy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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