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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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