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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tilly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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