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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Millie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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