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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Teddy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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