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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rosie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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