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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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