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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Charlie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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