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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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