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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Alfie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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