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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Molly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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