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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Molly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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